FAQ's

WILL YOU SPONSOR MY KID?
MAYBE... GO TO THE HOME PAGE AND SELECT SPONSOR ME.

HOW DO I GET TO FATE?
DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU ARE. USE MAPQUEST.COM. OUR ADDRESS IS 4439 NORTH BROADWAY, UNIT H, BOULDER, CO 80304

HOW DO YOU MEASURE YOUR SLEEVE LENGTH?
THE MEASUREMENT IS TAKEN FROM THE CENTER-BACK NECK TO THE SLEEVE CUFF OPENING.

WHAT TYPES OF FABRICS, MATERIALS, DO YOU USE?
WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT USING THE BEST FABRICS THAT WE CAN FIND THAT OFFER OUTSTANDING WATERPROOFING, EXCELLENT DURABILITY, AND ARE LIGHTWEIGHT, QUIET, AND SOFT TO TOUCH. EACH SPECIFIC ITEM ON OUR PRODUCT PAGE CONTAINS A LIST OF INGREDIENTS.

SALES TAX?
SALES TAX IS AUTOMATICALLY ADDED TO YOUR ORDER IF YOU LIVE IN THE STATE OF COLORADO.

AT WHAT POINT DO YOU REACH MAXIMUM VELOCITY?
WHEN YOU CAN'T ACCELERATE ANYMORE. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CONSULT THE INTERNET.

IF I WEAR FATE WILL MY SEX APPEAL INCREASE?
YES.

WHAT IS MY FATE?
YOU'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO DIE SO RIDE HARD AND BUY NEW CLOTHING NOW!

WHY DID FATE SEND ME MY ORDER IN A CORONA BOX?
WE SENT YOUR ORDER IN A CORONA BOX? RECYCLE BABY!

IF MY SON IS LISTENING TO RAP SHOULD I BE CONCERNED?
YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED IF YOUR SON IS LISTENING TO KENNY G.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OF LAST YEAR'S PRODUCTS LEFT?
WE DO HAVE CLOSEOUT PRODUCTS AT THIS TIME. CHECK THE WEBSITE REGULARLY FOR CLOSEOUT SPECIALS

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THE DICE?
WE ROLL THE DICE HERE AT FATE EVERY DAY IN SO MANY WAYS.